A Victorian glasshouse in the morning: humid light, terracotta, hand-written plant markers. Privacy is condensation on glass. Inside, things grow warm and visible to the gardener; from outside the pane is fogged and you can only guess at the shapes. The balance toggle fogs the glass. A swap is a graft taking hold; a settling swap is a seedling that unfurls one leaf per confirmation until it stands in clear morning light.
Grow your Monero somewhere warm.
Self-custody for Monero and Hyperliquid. Private by nature, open in five seconds.
S01 · Welcome. Full-bleed glasshouse photograph under a pale veil; wordmark in Cormorant with a leaf-sprig mark. Entrance choreography staggers the mark, headline, and actions like things coming up in order.
Press these words somewhere safe, in order. They are the only cutting. Lose them and nothing can grow the wallet back.
S02 · Seed backup. All 25 words pressed onto a herbarium sheet, numbered in leaf green over thin rules, seedlings dimmed behind. Gravity without dread: the words are a cutting, not a curse.
What was word 14?
And word 7?
Face ID is on
The pane clears only for you. A PIN works too.
S03 · Verify + Face ID. Two seed checks, placed like seeds in a tray (word 14 is “ember”, word 7 is “stellar”, both solvable against S02’s sheet). Face ID is a round pane that clears.
Wednesday 22 July
One wipe and the glass clears.
S04 · Unlock. Condensation photography is the door. The pane previews home behind fog; the eye wipes a hand-swipe arc through it (tap it, it re-fogs on its own). Privacy starts at the front door.
Wednesday 22 July
Good morning
$18,298.31
+$312.53 (+1.7%) today
The pane fogs itself again. Wipe it when you need to look.
1 XMR = $346.40 +2.3%
Ready to pick
39.7355
On the vine
2.8825
~12 min
Locked swaps ripen on their own; spendable in ~12 min.
1,284.09 USDC
on Hyperliquid · $1,284.09
36.4 HYPE
$2,251.34 · $61.85 −1.2%
S05 · Home. One glance: the total behind the fogged pane (wipe to clear, it re-fogs slowly), XMR split into “ready to pick” vs “on the vine”, USDC and HYPE tagged Transparent in sky. Nav is a row of wooden plant markers.
Monero
$14,762.88
Picked · spendable
39.7355
On the vine · ~12 min
2.8825
Cuttings · history
Received 0.744 XMR
Yesterday 18:03 · to subaddress “P2P”
Sent 1.250 XMR to Naoko
Sat 18 Jul · fee 0.000091 XMR
Swap settling · 2.8825 XMR
Today 09:12 · 4/10 confirmations
S06 · Monero detail. Leaf-light header, picked vs on the vine balances, the price line drawn as a vine with two leaves, and history on journal rows. Monero is the first-class citizen here.
Fresh subaddress
8BqK…Yp6B
Every payment gets a fresh subaddress: new markers, same garden.
Primary address 4AdR…LbKf stays yours; markers keep senders apart.
S07 · Receive. The QR rides on a wooden plant marker, stake and all. Subaddresses explained in one calm sentence; P2P, Donations, or a Fresh marker in two taps.
Naoko
4AdR…LbKf
1.250 XMR
≈ $433.00 · unlocked 39.7355
S08 · Send. Contacts as terracotta monogram pots, a smooth clay keypad, and fee priority as sunlight: Shade, Sun, Full sun. The action keeps its name: “Review send”.
Sent
1.250 XMR to Naoko
Network fee 0.000091 XMR
Pressed into the soil. Naoko’s wallet sees it after one confirmation; there is no calling it back.
S09 · Sent. The confirmation is a wooden marker pressed into soil, with two faint ridge lines for the bed. Certain and final; the copy says there is no calling it back.
Transparent stock, private scion.
You pay
1,000.00
USDC
You receive
2.8825
XMR
1 XMR = 346.92 USDC · fees included
Route
USDC → XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR
TWAP execution on large orders · broadcasts in ~90 s
Spendable after 10 confirmations (~20 min)
Milk Guarantee. Beaten on rate? We refund the difference.
Quote refreshes in 24 s
S10 · Swap quote. USDC stock joined to XMR scion; the graft band is a twine-tied label carrying the rate, fees included. Route, ETA and the Milk Guarantee sit on the same bench. The button says exactly what happens.
Confirmations
4/10
Spendable after 10 confirmations, about 20 minutes. It needs the warmth a little longer.
Your money is private now.
S11 · The soul moment. The swap is a seedling behind the fogged pane: every confirmation unfurls one leaf, 4/10 to 10/10, and the fog thins as it grows. At ten the pane is clear, unlocked ticks 39.7355 → 42.618, and the wooden marker says it plainly. It plays when scrolled into view; “Watch it again” replays honestly from 4/10.
Today · 22 July
Swap · 1,000.00 USDC → 2.8825 XMR
09:12 · settling · 4/10 confirmations
Earlier
Received 0.744 XMR
Yesterday 18:03 · to subaddress “P2P”
Sent 1.250 XMR to Naoko
Sat 18 Jul · network fee 0.000091 XMR
Swap · 2.000 XMR → 690.20 USDC
Thu 16 Jul · settled
Received 36.4 HYPE
Tue 14 Jul · on Hyperliquid
S12 · Activity. A garden journal: dated entries on ruled paper, and the open swap unfolds like a specimen sheet with rate, route, and when it becomes spendable. A history only you can read.
Everyday
$18,298.31
Visitor at the gate
Hyperliquid wants to connect
app.hyperliquid.xyz · 0x9aF3…2d10
It asks to:
See your balances and addresses
Ask you to sign; you approve each one
It never sees your XMR subaddresses or seed
S13 · dApp approval. A visitor request at the gate: who is asking, on which address, and exactly what they may do, with the one thing they can never do said out loud.
The cutting
Seed backed up
Written down 12 Mar 2026
Face ID
The pane clears only for you
View-only export
Watch cold storage without the keys · Vault uses this
The watering line
Node
Wagyu default node
Add your own node
Run the line yourself
Display currency
USD
Plots
Everyday
Full wallet · active
Vault
View-only · watching
S14 · Security center. The potting shed: backup status with a leaf check, Face ID, view-only export for the Vault, node choice with “Add your own”, display currency. Control without paranoia.
$0.00
The bed is turned and ready.
Nothing planted yet. Bring Monero home, or graft some across from Hyperliquid.
S15 · Empty state. An empty bed, seedlings veiled in the distance. $0.00 in Cormorant, and the two first actions invite the season to start.
Quote expired — rates refresh every 30 seconds. Get a new one.
Can’t reach the node. Check your connection, or switch nodes in Settings.
Your funds are safe; the glasshouse is still standing, the watering line is down.
Errors explain, reassure, and point at the next step.
S16 · Errors. The expired quote is a wilted marker ready to be replaced; the node error keeps its shared-brief copy verbatim and points at Settings. Nothing here blames the gardener.
Wednesday 22 July · 09:41
The glasshouse bench
$18,298.31
+$312.53 (+1.7%) today
Plots
Everyday
Full wallet · active
$18,298.31
Vault
View-only · watching cold storage
Keys stay offline
$14,762.88 · 1 XMR = $346.40 +2.3%
Ready to pick
unlocked · spendable now
39.7355
On the vine
locked · spendable in ~12 min
2.8825
The glasshouse, mid-morning
Humidity 78% · everything on schedule
on Hyperliquid · $1,284.09
$2,251.34 · $61.85 −1.2%
Journal
Swap settling · 2.8825 XMR
Today 09:12 · 4/10
Received 0.744 XMR
Yesterday · “P2P”
Sent 1.250 XMR
Sat 18 Jul · Naoko
S05 tablet · The bench. Three beds side by side: total and plots on the left, the Monero card large in the middle with its fogged pane, transparent assets and the journal on the right. A re-laid bench, never a stretched phone.
Wagyu swap
The graft, laid out
You pay
1,000.00
USDC · on Hyperliquid
From the open side of the house, where everything is visible.
You receive
2.8825
XMR · native, to your garden
Behind the fogged pane, where only the gardener can see.
1 XMR = 346.92 USDC · fees included
Route
USDC → XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR
TWAP execution on large orders
Time
Broadcasts in ~90 s
Spendable after 10 confirmations (~20 min)
Milk Guarantee
Beaten on rate? We refund the difference.
Tied with twine, kept on record
How the graft takes
Broadcast · ~90 s
The graft leaves the bench and is announced to the network.
10 confirmations · ~20 min
One leaf per confirmation while the graft knits.
Spendable
2.8825 XMR, picked and ready, behind the fogged pane.
Quote refreshes in 24 s
S10 tablet · The graft laid out. Stock and scion at full size, the graft band running horizontal like a tied label, and route, time, and guarantee pressed into a three-column herbarium strip below.
Taking hold
SettlingRoute
USDC → XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR
TWAP execution · broadcast ~90 s ago
Spendable
After 10 confirmations, about 20 minutes.
It needs the warmth a little longer.
4/10
Confirmations
Your money is private now.
Unlocked
39.7355
XMR · ready to pick
Arriving
2.8825
XMR · on the vine until 10/10
Rate held
1 XMR = 346.92 USDC
Milk Guarantee applies
S11 tablet · The pane at scale. The seedling grows large in the middle, route and ETA on the left stake, balances on the right. Same honest count, same settle, just more glass.
