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“Diner” — a booth of your own

The friendly mid-century diner where everybody's order is private by default. Cherry vinyl, chrome edges, a jukebox in the corner, and a little cow on the milk bottle. Every action prints an order ticket; the swap's soul moment is the ticket on the order wheel, punched confirmation by confirmation until it's stamped SERVED · PRIVATE. Privacy is a booth with a curtain: comfortable, normal, nothing to hide behind.

Risk: retro could go theme-park — countered with restraint: three colors, honest materials, no neon script. Muse: 1950s American diners — formica, chrome, the order wheel by the pass. Motion: “jukebox” — 200ms pops with a little spring (bounce .25), the wheel spins, the selector flips with a chunk. Press = vinyl give (scale .95).

First run

Welcome, seed ticket, verify, unlock — backup as welcome ceremony, not dread.

9:41
WAGYU

A booth of your own for your Monero.

S01 Welcome — counter photo under a formica veil; wordmark with the milk-bottle cow. Entrance choreographed on scroll-into-view.

9:41
Your order ticket
25 words · the only copy

Recovery ticket · №0001

1tavern2jury 3oxygen4nautical 5bakery6velvet 7stellar8rhino 9jigsaw10copper 11mural12dune 13saga14ember 15koala16tissue 17argon18fable 19zodiac20lava 21wedge22orbit 23maze24quill 25anchor

Copy this ticket and keep it off the counter. The kitchen keeps no copies. Lose it and nobody can plate your order again.

S02 Seed backup — all 25 words on the order ticket, Courier Prime, pink carbon edge.

9:41
Check the ticket
Two words, then Face ID

What's word №4?

What's word №17?

OKFACE ID

Stamp it with Face ID

Only your face opens the booth. Nothing leaves the register.

S03 Verify + Face ID — quiz chips snap onto the board (tap them, they're solvable); Face ID lands as the register's OK stamp.

9:41

Morning, hon.

Usual booth?

S04 Unlock — the booth curtain slides aside on scroll-into-view; privacy starts at the front door.

Everyday

Home, XMR detail, receive, send — locked vs unlocked always at a glance.

9:41
Total on the check
$18,298.31
▲ $312.53 (+1.7%) today
XMR
Monero Private booth
1 XMR = $346.40 · +2.3%
42.618
$14,762.88
Ready to spend
39.7355
On the wheel
2.8825
spendable in ~12 min
Transparent — on the check
US
USDC
on Hyperliquid
1,284.09
$1,284.09
HY
HYPE
$61.85 · −1.2%
36.4
$2,251.34
NOW PLAYING · A1 — HOME

S05 Home — total in Archivo Black; the eye flips the menu board to “ASK US”. Locked XMR sits on a spinning order wheel. Jukebox nav: A1/A2/B1/B2, click to ride.

9:41
Monero
the house special
Private
Balance
42.618 XMR
$14,762.88 · $346.40 +2.3%
Served · unlocked
39.7355
On the wheel · locked
2.8825
spendable in ~12 min
Old tickets
Received 0.744 XMR
Yesterday 18:03 · subaddress “P2P”
+0.744
Sent 1.250 XMR to Naoko
Sat 18 Jul · fee 0.000091
−1.250
Swap settling · 2.8825 XMR
Today 09:12 · 4/10 confirmations
+2.8825
on the wheel

S06 XMR detail — pie-plate header dimmed into formica; sparkline drawn as a dashed receipt line; served vs on-the-wheel split.

9:41
Receive
fresh ticket, same booth
QR code for the fresh receive subaddress
8BqK…Yp6B

Every payment gets a fresh subaddress — same booth, fresh ticket. Nobody can link your tabs.

Pick a ticket

S07 Receive — QR on a coaster card; subaddresses explained in one calm sentence.

9:41
Send XMR
off the menu
1.250 XMR
≈ $433.00
N
Naoko
4AdR…LbKf
N
Naoko
S
Sipho
M
Marta
How fast?

S08 Send — vinyl keypad, monogram coasters for contacts, fee priority as Counter / Table / Booth.

9:41
Check the order
one last look

Send ticket · №0873

TONaoko · 4AdR…LbKf
AMOUNT1.250 XMR
NETWORK FEE0.000091 XMR
SPEEDTable · ~10 min
TOTAL OUT1.250091 XMR
$433.03

S09 Review & sent — press “Send 1.250 XMR” and the register prints the sent ticket.

The swap — today's special

Transparent to private on one screen, then the wait as theater.

9:41
Wagyu swap
the menu special
Hyperliquid → XMR
Milk Guarantee
Beaten on rate? We refund the difference. House promise.
BROADCAST~90 seconds
SPENDABLEafter 10 confirmations (~20 min)
NOW PLAYING · B1 — SWAP

S10 Swap quote — the special on the menu board: blue plate (transparent) left, cherry special (private) right, rate band between, Milk Guarantee on the bottle.

9:41
Order's in
swap settling · today 09:12

Swap ticket · №1042

PAID1,000.00 USDC
ORDER2.8825 XMR
Served · Private
4 / 10 confirmations

USDC → Hyperliquid XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR

Spendable after 10 confirmations — about 20 minutes. Order's up soon.

Unlocked 39.7355 XMR

Your money is private now.

S11 Soul moment — the ticket on the order wheel. Confirmations punch 4/10 → 10/10, the wheel turns, the ticket comes off stamped SERVED · PRIVATE, unlocked ticks 39.7355 → 42.618, and the receipt line prints. Auto-plays on scroll-into-view; honest about the ~20-minute unlock.

Records & doors

Activity, dApp approval, security, empty and error states.

9:41
Activity
the ticket spindle, a history only you can read

Pulled ticket · №1042

SWAP1,000.00 USDC → 2.8825 XMR
RATE1 XMR = 346.92 USDC
ROUTEXMR1/USDC book → native XMR
STATUS4/10 confirmations
SPENDABLE~20 min after broadcast
Swap: 1,000.00 USDC → 2.8825 XMR
Today 09:12
+2.8825
settling · 4/10
Received 0.744 XMR
Yesterday 18:03 · subaddress “P2P”
+0.744
served
Sent 1.250 XMR to Naoko
Sat 18 Jul · fee 0.000091 XMR
−1.250
served
Swap: 2.000 XMR → 690.20 USDC
Thu 16 Jul
−2.000
served
Received 36.4 HYPE
Tue 14 Jul · on Hyperliquid
+36.4
transparent
NOW PLAYING · A2 — ACTIVITY

S12 Activity — old tickets on the spindle; the top one pulled with the full recap.

9:41
New supplier
approval sheet
HL
Hyperliquid wants to connect
app.hyperliquid.xyz · 0x9aF3…2d10
It's asking to
See your address and balances
USDC and HYPE only — never your XMR
Ask you to approve trades
every one still needs your OK
Move funds on its own
not on the menu — never granted

You know exactly what you're signing before you sign it. Declining costs nothing.

S13 dApp approval — a new-supplier form: every permission checked or crossed, in plain language.

9:41
Back office
control without paranoia
Recovery ticket
Backed up 12 Mar 2026
Safe
Face ID
Only your face opens the booth
On
View-only export
Watch Vault without the keys
Node
Wagyu default node
Display currency
USD
NOW PLAYING · B2 — SETTINGS

S14 Security — the back-office list above the jukebox photo; every control in plain language.

9:41
$0.00

Booth's free, coffee's hot. Pull up a stool.

First order's on you. We just keep it private.

S15 Empty state — the milk bottle veiled on a clean table; two invitations, no pressure.

9:41
Off the board
two things that can happen
86'd

Special's off the board

Quote expired — rates refresh every 30 seconds. Get a new one.

Closed

Kitchen's quiet

Can't reach the node. Check your connection, or switch nodes in Settings.

Nothing moved. Your funds are exactly where you left them.

S16 Errors — the special 86'd and the kitchen closed; both explain, reassure, direct.

Tablet — the counter spread

834×1194, layouts rethought for the canvas: more on the table at once, never a stretched phone.

9:41
Total on the check
$18,298.31
▲ $312.53 (+1.7%) today

House notes

WALLETSEveryday · Vault
PRIVATEMonero booth
TRANSPARENTHyperliquid check
XMR
Monero Private booth
1 XMR = $346.40 · +2.3%
42.618
$14,762.88
Ready to spend
39.7355
On the wheel
2.8825
spendable in ~12 min
One order on the wheel: 2.8825 XMR settling from this morning's swap — 4 of 10 confirmations punched.
Transparent — on the check
US
USDC
on Hyperliquid
1,284.09
$1,284.09
HY
HYPE
$61.85 · −1.2%
36.4
$2,251.34

Spindle · latest

09:12Swap · +2.8825 · 4/10
Y'day+0.744 XMR · P2P
18 Jul−1.250 XMR · Naoko
16 JulSwap · 690.20 USDC
NOW PLAYING · A1 — HOME

S05 tablet — the counter spread: total + house notes left, XMR card + order-wheel mini center, transparent side + ticket spindle right.

9:41
Wagyu swap
the menu board, wide
Hyperliquid → XMR

Route

USDC → Hyperliquid XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR. TWAP execution on large orders.

Timing

Broadcasts in ~90 s. Spendable after 10 confirmations (~20 min).

Milk Guarantee — beaten on rate? We refund the difference.

NOW PLAYING · B1 — SWAP

S10 tablet — the menu board wide: blue plate left, cherry special right, rate band between; route, timing, guarantee on a printed strip.

9:41
Order's in
swap settling · today 09:12

Route

USDC → Hyperliquid XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR. TWAP execution on large orders.

PAID1,000.00 USDC
ORDER2.8825 XMR
RATE346.92 USDC
When can I spend it?

Spendable after 10 confirmations — about 20 minutes. Order's up soon.

Swap ticket · №1042

PAID1,000.00 USDC
ORDER2.8825 XMR
Served · Private
4 / 10 confirmations

Your money is private now.

Unlocked XMR
39.7355
of 42.618 XMR total
Locked on the wheel2.8825
NOW PLAYING · B1 — SWAP

S11 tablet — the order wheel large at center; route + ETA left; balances + jukebox right. Same honest wait, bigger stage.