Wagyu Wallet · direction 17 of 20 · second set (“human”)

Tailor · a Savile Row fitting

Rationale

Everything is dark wool flannel, tailor’s chalk and measuring tape: precise, personal, and completely private. A fitting happens behind a curtain, and the measurements are nobody’s business but yours and your tailor’s. The wallet as bespoke: cut to one person, never off the rack.

Risk

Menswear could skew gentleman’s-club stuffy. Countered with working-atelier details: chalk, basting thread, the half-finished jacket. The workshop, not the shop floor.

Muse

Savile Row tailoring: the chalked pattern, the basted fitting, the tape around the shoulders.

Motion

“Tailored”: precise with soft landings. 260–320ms on cubic-bezier(0.33,1,0.68,1); chalk draws on; the tape extends with a metallic snap; press is fabric give (scale 0.98).

First run

S01Welcome · made to measure

Wagyu

Private, because it’s made to measure.

S02Create · chalk the 25 words

Your pattern · 25 words

Chalk these onto paper.
1tavern
2jury
3oxygen
4nautical
5bakery
6velvet
7stellar
8rhino
9jigsaw
10copper
11mural
12dune
13saga
14ember
15koala
16tissue
17argon
18fable
19zodiac
20lava
21wedge
22orbit
23maze
24quill
25anchor

Keep the pattern safe. We keep no copies.

S03Verify + Face ID · check the fit

Check the fit

Two pins before we cut.

Which word was number 7?

Then let only your face open the door.

Face ID
Answer word 7 to stitch it in.

S04Unlock · the curtain draws aside

Welcome back to the fitting room.

Everyday · privacy starts at the front door.

Everyday

S05Home · the fitting board

Wednesday 22 July

$18,298.31
▲ +$312.53 (+1.7%) today
XMR
Monero
1 XMR = $346.40 +2.3%
Private
42.618
$14,762.88
Unlocked 39.7355
Locked · spendable in ~12 min 2.8825
USDC
USDCTransparent
on Hyperliquid
1,284.09
$1,284.09
HYPE
HYPETransparent
1 HYPE = $61.85 −1.2%
36.4
$2,251.34

S06XMR detail · finished vs basted

Private

Monero · Everyday

42.618 XMR
$14,762.88 · 1 XMR = $346.40 ▲ +2.3%
Unlocked · finished39.7355 XMR
Locked · still basted2.8825 XMR
Incoming swap · spendable in ~12 min.
Price · 7 days$346.40

Fitting notes

Received 0.744 XMR · to “P2P”
18:03
Sent 1.250 XMR · to Naoko
Sat 18 Jul

S07Receive · one pattern, many pockets

Receive XMR

QR code for the fresh receive subaddress
8BqK…Yp6B

Every payment gets a fresh subaddress,
one pattern, many pockets.

Why fresh each time? Subaddresses keep every payment unlinkable: nobody watching the chain can sew your receipts together.

S08Send · measured twice

Send XMR

To Naoko · XMR address checked
1.250 XMR
≈ $433.00
Network fee 0.000091 XMR

The point of no return

S09Review & sent · the last stitch

Review send

Fitting card

ToNNaoko
Amount1.250 XMR
Worth$433.00
Network fee0.000091 XMR
FromEveryday

Sending is final. Measured twice, cut once.

Sent.

1.250 XMR to Naoko.
Fee 0.000091 XMR. The last stitch is snipped.

Broadcast · final once confirmed

The swap: off the rack, made to measure

S10Wagyu swap · the cloth swap

Wagyu swap

Quote · 30 s
You payTransparent
1,000.00 USDC
on Hyperliquid
1 XMR = 346.92 USDC · fees included
You receivePrivate
2.8825 XMR
native Monero · to Everyday

ROUTE · USDC → XMR1/USDC ORDERBOOK → NATIVE XMR
TWAP EXECUTION ON LARGE ORDERS

Milk Guarantee · woven in
Beaten on rate? We refund the difference.

Broadcasts in ~90 s · spendable after 10 confirmations (~20 min)

S11In flight → settled · the fitting · SOUL MOMENT

Swap settling

USDC → XMR1/USDC ORDERBOOK → NATIVE XMR

4/10 confirmations
On the form

Spendable after 10 confirmations — about 20 minutes. Still on the form.

Your money is private now.

every stitch finished, all spendable

Unlocked 39.7355
Locked · this swap 2.8825

Records & control

S12Activity · the order book

Order book

A history only you can read.

Today

USDC → XMR1/USDC ORDERBOOK → NATIVE XMR
SETTLING · 4/10 CONFIRMATIONS · 09:12

Spendable after 10 confirmations — about 20 minutes.

Yesterday

Received 0.744 XMR18:03 · to subaddress “P2P”

Sat 18 Jul

Sent 1.250 XMR to Naokonetwork fee 0.000091 XMR

Thu 16 Jul

Swap · 2.000 XMR → 690.20 USDC

Tue 14 Jul

Received 36.4 HYPE

S13dApp connect · a new client card

New client

HL
Hyperliquid wants to connect

0x9aF3…2d10

View your balances and activity
See your Hyperliquid addresses
Request transaction signatures

Wagyu never shares your seed or your Monero keys.
You sign each transaction yourself.

S14Security · the atelier list

The atelier

Security & settings
Seed backed up12 Mar 2026
Face ID
View-only wallet export
Share watch-only access · Vault
Node
Wagyu default node
Display currencyUSD

Control without paranoia. Everything above is yours to change.

Edges

S15Empty · cloth on the table

Everyday · fresh bolt

$0.00

Cloth on the table, pattern ready.
Nothing cut yet. The first move is yours.

S16Errors · brushed off, redrawn

When chalk smudges

The quote went cold

Quote expired — rates refresh every 30 seconds. Get a new one.

New quote ready · 1 XMR = 346.92 USDC

Can’t reach the node

Check your connection, or switch nodes in Settings. Your funds are safe either way.

Tablet · the bench

S05 · tabletHome · tape widened, labels sewn in

Wednesday 22 July · Everyday

$18,298.31
▲ +$312.53 (+1.7%) today
XMR
Monero
1 XMR = $346.40 +2.3%
Private
42.618
$14,762.88
Unlocked · finished39.7355 XMR
Locked · spendable in ~12 min2.8825 XMR
Subaddressesone pattern, many pockets

Every payment gets a fresh subaddress: nobody watching the chain can sew your receipts together.

USDCUSDCon HyperliquidTransparent
1,284.09$1,284.09
HYPEHYPETransparent
36.4$2,251.34
1 HYPE = $61.85 −1.2%
Order book
Swap · USDC → XMR1,000.00 USDC → 2.8825 XMR · 09:124/10
Received 0.744 XMRto subaddress “P2P”Yesterday
Sent 1.250 XMR to Naokofee 0.000091 XMRSat 18 Jul
Swap · 2.000 XMR → 690.20 USDCThu 16 Jul
Wagyu swap
1 XMR = 346.92 USDC · fees included
Portfolio · 7 days▲ +1.7% today
42.618 XMR · 1,284.09 USDC · 36.4 HYPE Wed 15 → Wed 22 July

S10 · tabletSwap · the cutting table, wide

Wagyu swap

Off the rack → made to measure.
Quote · refreshes every 30 s
You payTransparent
1,000.00
USDC · on Hyperliquid
Ready on the bolt, visible to anyone watching.
You receivePrivate
2.8825
XMR · native Monero, to Everyday
Cut to your measurements, visible to no one else.

1 XMR = 346.92 USDC · fees included

Route
USDC → XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR · TWAP on large orders
Timing
Broadcasts in ~90 s · spendable after 10 confirmations (~20 min)
Milk Guarantee
Beaten on rate? We refund the difference.

S11 · tabletThe fitting, full size · SOUL MOMENT

Swap settling

The fitting, in progress.
Route
USDC → XMR1/USDC orderbook → native XMR
Spendable
After 10 confirmations — about 20 minutes. Still on the form.
4/10
confirmations
Unlocked 39.7355
Locked · this swap 2.8825

Fitting notes

09:12 · CLOTH CUT · 1,000.00 USDC
09:13 · BROADCAST · FIRST BASTE
09:41 · FOUR OF TEN STITCHED
NEXT · BASTING CONTINUES

Your money is private now.

42.618 XMR · every stitch finished, all spendable